Sometimes the right things happen.

http://www.startribune.com/10204/story/1346777.html

...

Nope. No regrets.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/science/05/23/virgin.sharks.ap/index.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W91sqAs-_-g

haha

hahahHA

AH-BWA-HA-HA-HAH

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/02/01/boston.bombscare/index.html

Date:	2006-12-28 22:43
Subject:	Damn you, damn you to hell!
Security:	Public
Mood:	bouncy

Blame goreyboy for introducing me to this in his LJ. Not only have I downloaded this album from iTunes, but I now have the youtube video on my iPod thanks to PodTube, the best Mac freeware evah.

Date:	2006-12-28 21:09
Subject:	Post-holiday homo-surrealism
Security:	Public
Mood:	amused

Because, really, who doesn't want a little pere noel?

NSFW!

Hallelujah! As hurricanes in 2005 were the result of God's wrath, and we've had no hurricanes hit the U.S. this year, it is gloriously clear that we've made up with the Lord. Make-up weather is always the best.

I expect to hear more on His pervasive affection for our country from Robertson and company any day!

Any day, now.

... hello?

As we approach that most holy of seasons, I must share one of the Lord's many miracles with you all.

Call it Easter in December.

We've been scrutinizing our own beloved canine companions, but so far their sanctified hindquarters have failed to reveal the Prince of Peace.

http://getbehindjesus.net/

http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?cid=1162378339537&pagename=JPost%2FJPArticle%2FShowFull

169 days, 5 hours, 25 minutes and 11 seconds smoke free.
3385 cigarettes not smoked.
$760.50 and 25 days, 20 hours of your life saved.

What do I do as a 6-month reward? Dunno! Post your ideas here. Only 15 days left!

For you guitar heroes out there, here's a little preview of the songs you will be attempting to emulate in November, as reported by 1up.

Crank it to 11, dude!

# Nirvana; "Heart-Shaped Box"
# Primus (original recording); "John the Fisherman"
# Stone Temple Pilots; "Trippin' on a Hole in a Paper Heart
# Anthrax; "Madhouse
# Motley Crue; "Shout at the Devil"
# The Police; "Message in a Bottle"
# The Pretenders; Tattooed Love Boys
# Spinal Tap; "Tonight I'm Gonna Rock You Tonight
# Heart; "Crazy on You"
# Allman Brothers Band; "Jessica"
# Lynyrd Skynrd; "Freebird"
# Avenged Sevenfold; "Beast and the Harlot"
# Dick Dale; "Misirlou"
# Lamb of God; "Laid to Rest"
# Alice in Chains; "Them Bones"
# Reverend Horton Heat; "Psychobilly Freakout"
# Black Sabbath; "War Pigs"
# KISS; "Strutter"
# Butthole Surfers; "Who Was in My Room Last Night?"
# Van Halen; "You Really Got Me"
# Guns N' Roses; "Sweet Child O'Mine
# The Rolling Stones; "Can You Hear Me Knocking?"
# Rush; "YYZ"

Unit Epsilon VII commands you to visit http://www.colbertnation.com/ and watch the new Tek Jansen Adventures!

You may be familiar with Anthony Bourdain and his extreme food type shows on various cable networks. He's made a career out of sampling wildly varying cultural cuisine, and is an entertaining read when he's been interviewed.

Here's his piece on what happened when he and his crew went to Beirut to do a show on the city's renewed culinary scene.

Click through the ad for access.

http://www.salon.com/mwt/feature/2006/07/28/bourdain_beirut/

Superman Returns: Ok. Too long.
Pirates 2: Suffers a bit from middle-movie syndrome. Too long. Entertaining.
Devil Wears Prada: Fun flick. Irritating season-1-of-alias boy/friend characters.

Find your Celestial Choir

Edit: took this a second time and answered honestly instead of humorously. The quiz seems to think I'm impatient?? WTF?? SO not me. :P

You Are 42% Evil

You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side. Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination.

The moral minority's ability to put rational thought and legitimate health concerns aside in the interest of hypothetical "moral" harm never ceases to astound and appall.

http://news.independent.co.uk/business/news/article755931.ece

Garrison swings! Home run!
http://www.salon.com/opinion/feature/2006/06/07/keillor/

Now I have to have this book. >_<

http://www.salon.com/books/int/2006/05/30/armstrong/